Ylang Ergot d’Jour, mystical shaman and mellow neighborhood hippy of the Church of Nondenominational Cosmic Purpose, was arrested and charged with saying really bad things about the recently opened Church of the Herbal Blessings and its pastor, Jesus H. Cannabis.
“This is taking that P.C. horseshit way too far. Jesus fucking Christ, people, get a life,” d’Jour responded when queried about the charge.
He might want to rethink the ‘mellow neighborhood hippy’ bit.